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Joke of the Day

"My dad wants to open a funeral home.. Doss Family Mortuary : ""We'll take care of your stiffies for you"""

"I used to be a huge fan of Jesus Christ... but then he got double crossed."

"Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween. Guess they don't like random people coming up to their door."

"What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife? He was thrown out at home. *alternate response* - His two balls got a strike."

"Damn girl, are you a maple tree? Cause I would tap that, and you have an impressive root structure which is where this metaphor falls apart."

"Don't die a virgin. Well it's not like you get to choose."

"I wake up every morning feeling like a Japanese democracy. Huge erection."

"This guy. This guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes outta no where."

"What's the best joke you've heard"

"You're stuck in 2nd person and you can't get out. Help you. Help you. Please. Help you You wrote this reddit post"