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"I ride a dog to work... The commute's a bitch!"
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"[god creating ants] Anteater: finally"
"Lost an electron Really gotta keep an ion them."
"Why don't you hear Django's penis talk during the movie? The D is silent."
"Are you a can of mountain dew? Cause I'd mountain dew you."
"I say: ""No, sorry. I'm not on Facebook at all."" They hear: ""I live amongst hill people where The Goat we worship has forbidden friendship."""
"Do you know how to tell when your girlfriend is getting fat? When she fits in your wife's clothing."
"Did you hear about the U2 benefit concert? It was pro bono."
"What's long and black? The unemployed line."
"Why is Monica Lewinsky voting for Donald Trump? Because a Clinton left a very bad taste in her mouth."