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Joke of the Day
"I'm devastated. My pet rat Elvis just died. He was caught in a trap"
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"Q: What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde? A: One's a phony buck."
"Accidentally OD'd On Benefiber The other day I accidentally OD'd on Benefiber. Boy, the shit really did hit the fan."
"There are 4 gay guys in a bar and only one bar stool, how do they all sit down? They turn the stool up side down"
"Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween? Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks."
"What did God say when he made the first black guy? ...Oops I burned one!"
"I'm not a gynechologist But I'll take a look"
"What doesn't kill you......seriously disappoints me!"
"What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ? Mesquite squite squite. ...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked."
"Trump often appears on Fox news, which is ironic Because a fox often appears on Trump's head"