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Joke of the Day

"There are 4 gay guys in a bar and only one bar stool, how do they all sit down? They turn the stool up side down"

"Punishment Not talking to your husband to punish him is like trying to kill a fish by drowning!"

"How many pirates does it take to screw in a lightbulb in China? "

"What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ? An elephant with an umbrella !"

"Macbeth.docx That's a play on word"

"A man works hard to name an interval equal to 24 hours. so he calls it a day."

"My innocent look never works in the nude."

"I use proper syntax and punctuation on all of my tweets, unless I am in danger of exceeding the 140 character limit... & then u no how it b"

"What do Zack Snyder and The Jonestown Massacre have in common? Sucker Punch."

"A man was arrested for marrying two ugly women... He was charged with pigamy."