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Joke of the Day
"So I asked my North Korean friend how his life was going He said ""Can't complain""."
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"What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits for a boy to be 14 before it comes on his face"
"I can't STAND Shigesato Itoi... that Mother fucker."
"I ate a banana so big that my Facebook relationship status automatically changed from ""Married"" to ""It's Complicated."""
"It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs. They always take things literally."
"I lay my girls like I lay my bricks With cement."
"I was talking to my friend earlier. I thought, ""Why on earth are you called Earlier?"""
"""Let the Bodies Hit the Floor"" was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song."
"Plastic surgeons don't get along with me. But they bring out the breast in my wife."
"When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me $85. That's why in the Navy, the captain goes down with the ship."