3351

Joke of the Day

"What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ? Mesquite squite squite. ...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked."

"What's it called when a fedora wearing neckbeard gets sick? M'alady"

"Have you heard the joke about the corrupt government? [Content Removed]"

"""Everyday I'm shoveling"" - Canadians Theme Song."

"Do you like any sports? No, but i like ~~the iphone~~ 10s"

"Did you hear about the new car that instead of using gas, runs on Carbon, Oxygen, Carbon, and Potassium? It's a real guzzler."

"Fridge My fridge has been acting weird, I guess it's bi-polar."

"Overheard 10 plan her b-day party with her BFF, including renting several hotel rooms for a mega sleepover. Somebody tell her, I can't."

"that's disgusting (unless you're up for it?)"

"Ruffled feathers ahead. What do you call a woman that is never late, can actually drive a car and doesn't need help killing spiders? Bruce Jenner."