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Joke of the Day

"What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ? Mesquite squite squite. ...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked."

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"A Native American walks into a busy restaurant. The hostess asks, ""Do you have a reservation?"""
"Today's youth are getting worse. I was in a church yesterday, when I saw a guy lighting a cigarette from the candle. I was so shocked, that I dropped my beer bottle."
"Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? From trying to blow out lightbulbs."
"I couldn't believe it yesterday, when I came home and was told by my wife that my 5-year-old son wasn't actually mine. She says that I need to pay more attention when picking him up from school..."
"What do you call a Hispanic guy's quest to get gender reassignment surgery? Manuel Trans Mission"
"""Cleanliness is next to godliness."" - Store clerk helping a customer find the cleanliness."
"*Aims for the moon* *hits curb*"
"Dad Joins Facebook DAD: Joined facebook Kids Status Update: DAD on facebook WTF!! DAD Commented: What is WTF? Kid Replied To Him: WELCOME TO FACEBOOK"
"A baby seal walks into a club..."
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