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Joke of the Day
"What doesn't kill you......seriously disappoints me!"
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"What do you call a black Gohan from Dragon Ball Z? Goquan"
"[weather guy on TV] ""Today there will be 12 clouds. One is called Simon"""
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"An older gentlemen wins a scratch ticket Win for life"
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"Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me doctor? Surgeon: Only when you get my bill Mrs Brown."
"What does a dog from Minnesota say? Woof da."