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Joke of the Day
"Trump often appears on Fox news, which is ironic Because a fox often appears on Trump's head"
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"what's the difference between light and hard you can sleep with the light on"
"How can you tell if a turkey is from Germany? By the way it Goebbels"
"A guy walks into a bar. He sees a pirate with a steering wheel in his pants. The guy asks ""Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?"". The pirate says ""I don't know but its driving me nuts!""."
"What did a bad teacher tell their wisecracking student? Don't get smart with me."
"Magic School Bus Movie Don't get your hopes up"
"What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome."
"My mate just rang me in tears... His wife has left him, taken his prized Bob marley collection and the Satellite dish. Poor Bastard.. No woman, no sky..."
"I'm so horny the crack of dawn better be careful around me"
"Americans kill more Americans than ISIS kills Americans so we should probably play it safe and not let any more Americans into America."