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Joke of the Day
"What did God say when he made the first black guy? ...Oops I burned one!"
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"i wish my grandmother was alive to see the iPad air her mind would have been absolutely BLOWN AWAY. she loved her gen 4 iPad."
"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice."
"What do you call a black man when he is sitting in the cockpit controlling an airplane? A pilot you racist!"
"A woman asked me ""What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?"" I said ""Congratulations!!!"""
"I hate dating black girls, I always need to explain that it wasn't me who gave them those black eyes..."
"I told my boyfriend that a penis is like a nipple They are shaped sort of like a nipple, they sometimes squirt white stuff, and it's an erogenous zone. He said ""yea, and mine feeds babies."""
"Son, there's the house where I grew up. And I bought a Playstation at that Best Buy in 1996. Well, that's pretty much the tour"
"Looked up the oldest trick in the book... It just showed me who the first man to patronize a prostitute was."
"What has 5 fingers but isn't your hand? My hand"