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"What happened to him after she made a joke he fainted"
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"""Don't stop bereaving.""..............Karaoke singer at a Philipino funeral.."
"What is 19 cm long, pink and my girlfriend screams when i put it in her mouth? her abortion"
"Feed me pieces of baguette by the park bench like one of your French squirrels."
"People who bend down to pick up a thread instead of running over it with the vacuum 37 times, what's it like to exercise?"
"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but no one knows how they got in there."
"If smoking weed ruins your short term memory... ...then what does smoking weed do?"
"I see your Full House and I raise you 3 episodes of Home Improvement. -Me, not knowing how to play poker, but loving 90's TV"
"Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics? Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states."
"Whats the worse thing about getting a blowjob from an anorexic girl? They never swallow."