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Joke of the Day
"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but no one knows how they got in there."
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"The worst time to find out your parents are dead is probably right after you've taken a large hit from helium balloon."
"I downloaded corn onto my computer. It messed up the kernel."
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"Mama bear to Papa bear: ""Well... You might call it hibernating -- I call it 'goofing off'."""
"Why was the burger thrown out of the Army? He couldn't pass mustard! (muster)"
"A blond girl turns on the radio and hears that 2 Brazilian men were killed As she starts to cry she asks ""How many is a Brazilian?"""
"A world renowned chef undercooked the meat It was a rare misteak"