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Joke of the Day

"If smoking weed ruins your short term memory... ...then what does smoking weed do?"

"What's a man idea of helping with the housework? Lifting his legs so you can vacuum."

"I was told I couldn't change religion because I wasn't circumcised .. Guess I'm just not cut out to be a Jew."

"My goal in life is to get my face on a coin. That way I can be the change I wish to see in the world."

"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? A: I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass. (I'm sorry, this joke was mentioned on How I Met Your Mother and I can't stop laughing since)"

"Instead of saying, ""YOLO"", try saying, ""Carpe Diem"". You won't sound like a douche andddd, you won't sound like a douche."

"An Anus Gets into a fight with two guys at a bar He rectum"

"What's the difference between Kim and Robert K? Robert never got a famous black guy off all by himself ..."

"What did 18 Year olds in the Byzantine Empire do for fun? Nothing they were busy teens."

"You all think Trump is funny now but just wait for the wave of white-trash kids named ""Donald"" entering kindergarten around 2020."