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Joke of the Day

"If smoking weed ruins your short term memory... ...then what does smoking weed do?"

"Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces? For the chance to gain some experience in the service."

"why did the Marty Mcfly cross the road... Because nobody calls him chicken!"

"What do gay horses eat? Haaaaaaaay! ( I didn't hear this joke until college.)"

"I don't believe in gender equality because there are just some things I'm not meant to do. Like be the sane one in a relationship."

"Why did the house go to the doctor? He was having window pains I'm sorry"

"My pick-up line ""Hey girl are you a fallen angel? Because your face looks like it hit concrete."""

"Grandma's dementia has been really hard to deal with lately. And the worst of all is... ...She forgot about Dre."

"What's the difference between Jesus, and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang the picture."

"What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown? AI (Artificial Intelligence)"