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Joke of the Day
"Feed me pieces of baguette by the park bench like one of your French squirrels."
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"the grocery store guy left the eggplant out of the bag because he must have known i was gonna eat it on the drive home"
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"How do you blindfold an Asian person? You put floss over his eyes."
"A woman asked a female doctor if she had aids ... ""Yes, I do. They're busy now, but they'll be with you shortly."""
"""Balls!"" cried the queen. ""If I had two I'd be king!"" The king laughed. He had to."
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"McDonalds will always have a place in my heart."
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"What would Jesus say if you angered him? ""I'm Crossed."""