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Joke of the Day

"If Trump and Hillary were stranded on a boat, who would survive?? America."

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass."

"When I worked for the USPS a number of years ago I found the work to be slightly monotonous. It really helped me work on my delivery though."

"I WILL NOT click on your tinyurl link, no matter what people are saying about me."

"What happened to the Japanese Senator with Erectile Dis-function that didn't get enough votes this year. He rost the erection."

"Ex-Girlfriend: I heard you & your new girlfriend are having problems... Well, you've always got my number. Me: Yes, is it still 666?"

"I am looking for two Chinese people to help me improve legislation for animals in Asia. That way, two wongs can make a right."

"How do you get to Nazi Germany It's on the third right EDIT: Woah this is like my third day here front page? I feel special now."

"What was a telemarketer's worst nightmare! He could not connect with the callee."

"They say she has a sharp tongue. Yes she can slice bread with it."