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Joke of the Day

"What was a telemarketer's worst nightmare! He could not connect with the callee."

"A gardener fell from grace and forgot how she once was. So she went back to her roots."

"Who is Jason Waterfalls? And why don't they want him to go?"

"What's the difference between between a pizza and a black person? A Pizza can feed a family of four *Still courtesy of my Comrade Ivo*"

"I had a normal childhood My mom only jerked me off once when I broke my arm, no more than that!"

"How did the Mathematician relieve his constipation? He worked it out with a pencil!"

"I hate it when I remove myself from around people to fart in peace and they follow me right after I have release a big one."

"I don't think I could stab somebody, cause I'm really bad at Capri Sun."

"Two men walk into a bar... Two men walk into a bar. The first man says ""I'll have H2O"". The second man says "" I'll have H2O too"". The second man dies."

"A man walks into a bar.... the bar is then raised to prevent anyone else from walking into it."