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Joke of the Day

"I WILL NOT click on your tinyurl link, no matter what people are saying about me."

"What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker? Not having to set aside money for your old age."

"I'm always frank with my sexual partners. Don't want them knowing my real name!!"

"I wish I could explain my fear of needles... they just get under my skin."

"What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones? -Diving"

"What do you call the mushy red stuff between shark teeth? Slow swimmers"

"Did I ever tell you about the time I had a fart that lasted for an entire minute? It's a long-winded story."

"BREAKING: Millions of young white girls scream themselves unconscious as the new iPhone color is revealed to be Pumpkin Spice Latte."

"Company suspends sponsorship deal with Sharapova after she failed drug test To protect Volkswagen's excellent brand image. They can't affiliate with people who might have cheated."

"Baby, it's cold outside. I checked my weather app."