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Joke of the Day
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass."
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"Why did the baker have smelly fingers? Because he kneaded a poo."
"What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common? They both give kids a little head."
"Call me crazy but you can't follow, star, retweet, and trophy me and then act surprised when I show up to your house in a wedding dress."
"Apparently, the latest gadget used by suicide bombers around the world is a vest completely made of Galaxy Note 7s."
"A little girl asks her mom, ""Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?"" Her mom replies, ""Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."""
"Where does dubious pasta come from? The spaghetto. I can't take all the credit, however: I heard the word from [this](http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xdp4k/the_gaydar/c5lnkep) guy"
"A man walks into a bar And subsequently loses the hurdles race in the Olympics, bringing shame to himself and his country"
"If Kristen Stewart played the daughter in Taken, Liam Neeson would probably just let the bad guys have her."
"What's the difference between humor and odor? Humor is a shift of wit."