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Joke of the Day
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass."
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"she had the eyes of an angel, the squawk of a bird, the wingspan of an albatross, the beak of an albatross i think this girl is an albatross"
"How many kids with ADSD does it take to change a lightbulb? ""Lets go ride our bikes!"""
"Hilary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected in to office. Sorry it was supposed to say Female but the emale got deleted."
"What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ? A fangfurter !sna"
"I'm considering funding a scientific study to determine why every car somehow looks like the one you're waiting for a ride from."
"Carbon Dating. What Carbon does when its lonely."
"I belched chickpeas in front of the Queen... She gave me a post-houmous pardon."
"What's going to be thinner than the IPhone 8? Apples ideas."
"A co-worker said to me, ""Could you be any more annoying?"" So the next day I wore tap shoes to work."