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Joke of the Day
"They say she has a sharp tongue. Yes she can slice bread with it."
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"I like my whiskey like I like my women 18 years old and all mixed up with coke"
"""Don't worry. I'll hold your stuff, you just worry about making friends."" --Cargo Pants."
"what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises in the morning? it becomes daytrogen"
"How do you tell someone that they're not smart enough to manipulate you, without hurting their feelings?"
"A man walks into a bar His alcoholism is tearing his family apart"
"The best cure for male pattern baldness is a six-figure income."
"If your victim freaks out when you pull a knife, politely sheath your blade and change the subject."
"A psychic midget has escaped from prison Yes, we have a small medium at large."
"What is the worst type of doctor you can be? gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems."