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Joke of the Day

"Ex-Girlfriend: I heard you & your new girlfriend are having problems... Well, you've always got my number. Me: Yes, is it still 666?"

"I beat up some eggs with an egg beater. They kept cracking yokes at me."

"What do you call a Transformer that engages in illegal activities? Optimus *Crime*."

"[Offensive] I like my wine the way I like my Women... Nine years old and in the cellar."

"*el chapo dies* God: okay I'm gonna have to send you to hell Chapo: ok *3 weeks later* Angel: El Chapo has escaped from hell"

"Here's a Cheesy Joke For You. Past, Present, and Future walked into a bar. It was Tense."

"At the end of the day it's 23:59:59"

"This baby at McDonalds may have started the screaming competition, but I guarantee I'm going to win it."

"How does Dalai Lama send emails? With no attachments."

"What did the redneck get on his SATs? Barbecue sauce."