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Joke of the Day
"When you cook duck you should always add a little bit of goose It makes a game out of every bite."
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"So John cena wakes up from a coma... He asks the doctor ""where am I?"" The doctor says ""ICU"" And John cena says ""no you don't"""
"Why do sharks swim in salt water? Because pepper would make them sneeze!"
"What do you call a big beefy doctor who also studies the weather in his spare time? A Meaty-urologist. ^^Don't^^shoot^^me^^..."
"My life is like a romantic comedy Except there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes. > HA! Hilarious and original! Encore!"
"Farted on the bus, 4 people turned around, felt like i'm on ""The Voice"""
"Every time I have a salad for lunch my stomach feels the same way a dog does when someone fake throws a tennis ball."
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"What are Brazilian fans called? Brazil nuts!"
"What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday? He ate himself."