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Joke of the Day

"Every time I have a salad for lunch my stomach feels the same way a dog does when someone fake throws a tennis ball."

"Looks like my wife snuck a love note into my pocket which is pretty cute, although I don't know what ""DNR"" means."

"Whats Hitler's favorite type of joke A roast"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Boris ! Boris who ? Boris with more knock knock jokes !"

"There was a party in my pants and only one guy came..."

"What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face..... :D eh. Eh.?"

"How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either."

"My father was known for running marathons He never came back from the Boston one though But I knew that he'd say it was bomb I'm glad he went out with a bang"

"Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school? He woke up."

"My neighbor and I are really close. We call each other things like bro, man, dude, boss... We don't know each other's name."