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Joke of the Day

"Police arrested 2 kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off"

"Did you know that all milk has to be sterilized before use? Prepasteurous!"

"I invented a new joke: I invented a new word: Plagiarism Edit: Plagerism"

"I went to my doctor. He said I was overweight. I said I want a second opinion. He said you're ugly too."

"Whats the derivative of Amazon? Amazon prime."

"Why did the scarecrow get an award? Because he was out standing in his field."

"If you men have your Movember, then us ladies should have our own.. Vajanuary."

"Had the words ""I love you"" tattoed on my dick. Wife made me remove it because... she said I was always trying to put words into her mouth."

"Who is the only person to get 15 Million dollars from a Nigerian prince? Hillary Clinton."

"I can only imagine Hugh Hefner ejaculating is like a really weak firecracker going off in a bag of flour."