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Joke of the Day

"Police arrested 2 kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off"

"""I have 37 pairs of shoes, 23 purses, 9 pairs of sunglasses & an overflowing closet but how dare you waste $200 on that stupid toy!"" - Women"

"If I played video games for 8 hours, I'd be called a loser bum But if I watched TV for 8 hours straight, people would just think I didn't have anything to do that day"

"if you have a dirty lift raft... does it make it a dingy dingy?"

"I have four problems in life... ...counting, remembering and counting."

"How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? It isn't hard."

"Kanye West gets a bad rap... And then he makes it even worse."

"My girlfriend broke up with me because I am extremely handsome and too many girls want me She said something else about my chronic lying disorder but I wasn't really listening"

"Was just complaining about Mondays. Then I thought, ""Wow. David Lee Roth would never do that."" So I shut up & finished my breakfast."

"What would happen if the BLM people became white lives matter? They would finally be right."