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Joke of the Day
"I invented a new joke: I invented a new word: Plagiarism Edit: Plagerism"
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"Would you tell me your street address, please? To which the Roman replied ""I Wood"" because he lived in the 1st house on Wood st."
"Whenever I see an account with a persons full name I always check to see if they're famous or stupid"
"""You run like you're making fun of running."" -my brother"
"Improve your memory by doing unforgettable things."
"What do a walrus and tupperware have in common? Both lookin for a tight seal."
"My mom doesn't understand that powdered donuts are eaten over cd cases while in cars, and my friends love donuts, and that's why. (Not blow)"
"Real Estate Agent: Do you want to look at the model homes? Me: I'm flattered you think I'm a model but I'll just look at the regular homes"
"My sickening birdwatching experience. I must be ill - I thought I saw a sausage fly past my window, but it was actually a seabird. I think I've taken a tern for the wurst."
"My date told me I have nice skin. It's not like he's gonna make a mask out of it right? *nervous laugh*"