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Joke of the Day
"Why did the scarecrow get an award? Because he was out standing in his field."
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"I found out a way to go ad - free on youtube with no adblock! Just replace the ""you"" in youtube with ""red"" in your URL and it should get rid of them, i guess they were hiding it from us or something."
"I always cary a clump of my hair in my pocket so when people say, ""I like your haircut"", I can respond with, ""Thanks. Here, have some."""
"Runs away from you... Looks back to laugh at you... Runs into pole."
"What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god? Deus Ex Macarena"
"There's no mirrors in this self checkout?!?"
"What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? Bamboo."
"Did you know about the guy that invented tampons? He went from rags to riches"
"What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest? One goes limp when a child walks in the room."
"Pro is the opposite of con right? Well then what is the opposite of congress?"