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Joke of the Day
"Did you know that all milk has to be sterilized before use? Prepasteurous!"
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"Why did the Wright brothers turn their aircraft 90 degrees west when their dad walked in the cockpit? because three Wrights make a left."
"What's black and never works? Decaf coffee."
"Where do the Chinese study? In the Pupils republic of China"
"What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers? Russell."
"What did the depressed terrorist say to the passengers on the plane he hijacked? I'm sorry to bring you all down."
"nsfw Why did the gay have sex with the lesbian? To get back at her girlfriend."
"A guy walks into a heavy metal bar. ouch."
"It's not working. I've napped every day this week at work and not a single raise or promotion. Sleeping my way to the top was a stupid idea."
"What do you can an African-American that has growing pains in its leg? A knee-grow"