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Joke of the Day
"If you men have your Movember, then us ladies should have our own.. Vajanuary."
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"How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead"
"What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store? Only a Sith deals in Absolut."
"I like my women like I like my X-Wing pilots... ""Almost there."""
"What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs? The Girl Scout that got hit by a car."
"Why is it the worst for Stevie Wonder when stopped by the police? He doesn't know why they're beating him to death"
"You wanna hear a Dad joke? Well, I don't have any kids yet so you're gonna have to ask someone else!"
"UHD TVs are going to be obsoleted next year by the new standard: DBZ It has a a vertical resolution that is over 9000."
"I'll always remember the day my wife said ""yes"" to my proposal. And I'll never forget that it was the last thing we ever agreed on."
"What did the male potato chip say to the female potato chip? Are you Frito-lay?"