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Joke of the Day
"Do you remember when your grandma was younger? Neither does she."
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"Where does the time go?"
"I brought my cannibal friend over to a party... He sucked the life right out of it."
"Linda, this is embarrassing, but when I sent that email that you were poetry in motion I meant to type pottery. You look like a jug."
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"My grandma keeps talking about her monthly checks, prescription drugs and how much she loves Miami. I think she's a rapper."
"I've always dreamed of swimming in an ocean of orange soda Its a fanta-sea of mine"