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Joke of the Day

"Premature ejaculator seeks bubbly, blonde female with big ti...... Hang on. It dosen't matter now......!"

"What kind of phone does Hades use half the year for making booty calls? The Perse-phone."

"Never be ashamed of yourself. That's your parents job."

"Why did darren willson quickscope michael brown? He was black."

"The entire plot of spiderman A teenage boy finds out he can shoot white stuff out his body"

"I have a rather unique talent. You can give me any girl's name and I know a song for that name. Try me!"

"So this is weird: I bent over to pick up a cashew & a bunch of hot, scented air rushed out of my bottome-hole, making a curious noise."

"What does a rock put on when it stinks? Geodorant."

"Ever hear the story of the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac? He would lay awake at night worried about the existence of dog."

"HELP! I just sent my girlfriend a dick pic... and she just sent me one back."