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Joke of the Day

"Doctor told my wife and I that our baby has an extra chromosome... What a downer."

"Animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before the last earthquake,our dog took the car keys and drove off"

"I had a track accident last spring... Now it has become a running joke."

"Wouldn't it be cool if Zombies & Vampires become human if we bite them first? Somebody needs to test that one."

"To my American friends: On Sunday, don't forget to set your clocks back one hour. On Tuesday, try not to set your country back 50 years."

"Checking my phone one more time before I go to sleep because apparently 533 times wasn't enough today."

"Where do really smart birds roost? In a dictonaerie."

"Two IT guys are having a chat during a coffee break and one of them sais to the other: Could you borrow me $500? Of course. But let's round it up. Here's $512."

"The way I see it, EVERY FRIDAY is Good Friday.. "

"If two wrongs make a right... Then what do two wrights make? A plane."