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Joke of the Day
"Doctor told my wife and I that our baby has an extra chromosome... What a downer."
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"Is it true that in prison sometimes a man will try to kiss another gentleman even if he doesn't want to kiss him back?"
"Some people are just better left alone. In a jacket, in a room with padded walls."
"I'm such a perv that... ... even the crack of dawn isn't safe."
"What do you call an Arab who just arrived -Amir The next one? -Amir Azwal The next? -Amir Azwal Azim"
"On Possession So me and my sister when in a fight and she said, ""Your so possessive"", I responded, ""What about my possession, is it ok?"
"A man ran into a hospital and yelled, ""I have only 59 seconds to live.""The receptionist said, ""Just a minute, please."""
"Where do you store a werewolf? In a were-house"
"Finishing up my time machine. Bolting down the flux capacitor now. I'll start small and go back a couple of seconds just to see if it works."
"What did the horse say to Santa? Nothing, horses can not speak."