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Joke of the Day
"Where does the time go?"
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"I only believe in 12.5% of everything the Bible says. Which makes me an eighth theist."
"What's the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman One is on the cover of playboy while the other is on the cover of national geographic"
"What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger? An egg gets laid before it cracks."
"Where do you take a sick horse? To the Horspital!"
"When you think your man is being romantic but really he just doesn't have electricity."
"Congratulations, ""journalists"" who tell celebrity gossip for a living. I didn't know you could get a degree in teenage girl."
"Did you hear about the alien megastructures located near the Milkyway? *Handwave* nanobots"
"Cleanliness is next to godliness in a dictionary missing some stuff"
"My doctor said I shouldn't hug people, admittedly it was 10 years ago when I had the flu but I still use that one."