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Joke of the Day

"How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany? Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss."

"What state do the most math teachers come from? Mathachusits!"

"*school reunion* Guy: Reporter is cool I spose. I became a doctor so I could actually help people ya know Clark Kent: *fist clenched* mmm hm"

"Statistics show that most Canadians are nosey. They do, however, say ""zed""."

"NSFW Every time I see a picture of a girl and think ""I'd do her"" I have to remind myself... I'll never get the grade school yearbooks done like that."

"Mommy! The boys at school pay me to climb trees! ""Honey, they only want you to do that so they can see your panties!"" Yeah, I know, that's why I take them off."

"What is a joke that so stupid that is actually funny? There was a thread months ago but i lost it..."

"New study finds that everyone you disagree with is like so, so stupid."

"Knock Knock... Who's there? Dim Sum Dim Sum who? [Spoiler](/s ""Dim Sum big titties"")"

"What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common? Failure to pull out in time"