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Joke of the Day

"Mommy! The boys at school pay me to climb trees! ""Honey, they only want you to do that so they can see your panties!"" Yeah, I know, that's why I take them off."

"I remember the Christmas my son got me my first DVD. It was a rental...6 days overdue. And we didn't even have a DVD player!"

"Here at Smith Blarney cremation service we make money the old-fashioned way We urn it."

"A Date joke When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date."

"What do you call a vietnamese turkey? Gobbledy gook."

"""What? Why am I a part of this?"" - the horse you rode in on"

"How do Chinese name their kids? They throw silverware on the ground!"

"When I'm at the mall, I carry a purse around so people think I have a girlfriend"

"If you lose your hearing,... is it ear replaceable?"

"The worst racist joke I can think of. A black man and a parrot walk into a bar The Bartender says ""Wow what a beautiful bird where did you get it?"" The parrot reply's ""Africa"""