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Joke of the Day

"What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common? Failure to pull out in time"

"If Prince is dead then... Is his music now ""royalty-free""?"

"How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a living? By appearing in television spooktaculars."

"Why is it easy for light bulbs to travel? Because they pack light."

"If I were British I would carry around a monicle and drop it whenever I was horrified"

"Nothing bums me out more than realizing how many celebrity baby names I know."

"I hate how the losers of every election maintain such a high view of themselves... They're conceded"

"you can't believe it's not butter? buddy, almost everything is not butter"

"Why don't they have driving lessons and sex ed on the same day in Saudi Arabia? They don't want to overwork the camel."

"The bible is 100% accurate when thrown from close range."