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Joke of the Day

"What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common? Failure to pull out in time"

"Black children never know the joy of finding their name in a personalized keychain display."

"When a 230 lb man yells from the shower for a towel, but you hand him a face cloth, he won't find it nearly as funny as you do."

"Somebody stole my mood ring... I don't know how I feel about it."

"H: Gross! Stop peeing in the shower! Me: Why? Everybody pees in the shower. H: Yeah but you're not in it right now, I am."

"A woman and a duck walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""Where'd you get the pig."" The woman says, ""That's not a pig, that's a duck."" He says, ""I was talking to the duck."""

"What's a feminists worst nightmare? Fat free milk"

"What did the dominatrix say after she spanked the wrong slave? Whoops, wrong sub"

"What is Link's favorite Final Fantasy character? Zell, duh!"

"If my cat didn't want to smoke cigarettes then he never should have bought that leather jacket"