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Joke of the Day

"NSFW Every time I see a picture of a girl and think ""I'd do her"" I have to remind myself... I'll never get the grade school yearbooks done like that."

"CW: What'd you have for breakfast? Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios? Me: No."

"Originally I didn't like having a beard but then it grew on me."

"My Girlfriend Called Me A Pedophile... I said: ""That's an awfully big word for a 6 year old!"""

"I was eating at an Indian restaurant when a homeless man came in and asked the girl behind the counter if they had any food he could have. She told him there was Naan."

"How can you tell that your girlfriend is getting fat? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes."

"The only thing standing between you and your dreams is insomnia."

"Why the new Apple Pencil isn't included with the new iPad Pro. There is no point."

"What is the difference between acne and a Catholic priest? Acne waits till you're 13 to come on your face."

"Old people, when you say ""the good ol' days,"" do you mean during the draft, or when black people had separate bathrooms?"