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Joke of the Day
"New study finds that everyone you disagree with is like so, so stupid."
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"Why is your wife annoying? Because she is always jalapeno business."
"My wife says she's leaving me, because the beginnings of my jokes are becoming cliched and predictable..."
"A man is asked why he can't see the Fifty Shades of Gray movie... He replies, ""I'm color blind and can only see 36 of them."""
"There's been lots of ""OH MY GOD!"" screams coming from the room opposite mine; I just wish the couple in there didn't pick now to be praying."
"What did the tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate when he bumped into the him? Sorry, my fault."
"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Dogs don't lick jam... just kidding... they do ;)"
"How does a physicist milk a cow? First, he assumes the cow is a sphere."
"Didja hear the joke about the piece of paper ripped in half? It's tearable."
"It truly bothers me how many people would marry someone just for their money. Because I'm trying to do that & you're lowering my chances."