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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock... Who's there? Dim Sum Dim Sum who? [Spoiler](/s ""Dim Sum big titties"")"

"What's everyone's favorite past time, that always has the same outcome, yet does not have an arena or a proper league? Five on one."

"[diner] ME: I'll have the eggs, please WAITER: how would you like those? ME: painted and hidden for me to find, thank you."

"What do you call a homeless caveman? Hobo Erectus"

"Have you seen the documentary on Freddie Mercury's butthole? It's called ""Under Pressure""."

"I should marry my neighbor. She doesn't live with me, we never speak, and we see each other naked all the time."

"I got arrested by a female cop today... She said ""everything you say can and will be held against you"". I replied ""your boobs""."

"What did the idiot do after seeing a joke that wasn't very funny? Downvote it."

"[on plane] Me: It's ok, more ppl are killed by hippos than by plane crashes Pilot: This is your captain speaking, I'm a hippo btw Me: Nooooo"

"""Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you"" ""Yeah....so is a grenade"""