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Joke of the Day
"What state do the most math teachers come from? Mathachusits!"
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"A friend's father had been using LOL to mean lots of love. This explained such messages as ""Your grandmother's in the hospital. LOL."""
"Why did Marx pay for dinner on the first date? Because his utopia might be classless, but he's not"
"My Girlfriend is quite the fox... She eats out of the garbage at night."
"I don't know how well Fast & Furious 8 will do in the box office I mean, without Paul Walker, it'll probably just crash and burn, really."
"I wish people were like Internet videos and you could tap them lightly to see a clock of how much longer they're going to be talking."
"Are you cold? Go stand in a corner. They're always 90 degrees."
"My Mexican friend is so indecisive He's always on the fence"
"the reason quarterbacks can throw the ball so far is because it's filled with spiders and they hate it so much"
"Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Q: Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? A: Because she has no arms. *knock* *knock* Q:Who's there ? A:Not Sarah."