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Joke of the Day

"A neutron walk in to a bar... A neutron walk in to a bar, orders a beer and asks: How much? The bartender looks at him and replies: For you, no charge!"

"Imagine being so rich you could afford the other monocle."

"A Freudian slip is when you say one thing But you mean your mother.......I mean another"

"Before tea-baggers, there were two-baggers. Two-bagger: a woman so ugly you wouldn't do her unless she had two bags over her head, in case one tore."

"Today my grandpa told me I couldn't even bait a hook. Well he's never been more wrong. I consider myself a master baiter."

"Two flies are sitting on a toilet. One gets pissed off."

"[2024] ""Yeah my dad left to get vape juice 6 years ago, but he never came back"""

"How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity? He married his cousin."

"What do terrorists say to their sister? H'Isis"

"Did John Knott mind being the only cited author on his group's research paper? Knott, et al."