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Joke of the Day

"Before tea-baggers, there were two-baggers. Two-bagger: a woman so ugly you wouldn't do her unless she had two bags over her head, in case one tore."

"You know why no one ever flunks out of Porn School? Everyone has to take a ""D"" on the final exam."

"What is the difference between a teacher and a train? Teacher says ""spit out that gum!"" But a train says ""choo! Choo!"""

"Why aren't there many black baseball players Because they steal to many bases (I'm not racist it's just a joke don't be butthurt)"

"What's the difference between... What's the difference between a women's track team and a pack of intelligent pygmies? The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts..."

"Why do Nuns always wear Black & White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have."

"Today Americans celebrate Labor Day By not working and expecting to get paid for it."

"A 2007 study showed that for high school students graduating in the US, 4/3 did not know how to properly use fractions. It might be an outdated study though."

"Juicing changed my life. I went from being overweight, to being overweight and owning a juicer."

"If you're in a plane above LA... What happens if you are in a plane above Los Angeles, and when you look out the window there are no clouds beneath you? U C L A"