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Joke of the Day
"What do terrorists say to their sister? H'Isis"
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"Did you hear what happened when there was an epidemic of laryngitis at school? The school nurse sent everyone to the croakroom."
"What kills thousands of smokers a year? Natural Causes"
"Things to do before I start the thing I am supposed to be doing: All of the things."
"Why did the lollipop cross the road? ... Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed."
"Is it just me, or are fewer and fewer mustachioed cads tying women to the train tracks these days?"
"Rick Astley is willing to let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection, with one exception. He's never gonna give you Up."
"""Give me a positive adjective..."" ""Splendid."" ""Nice. Now how about a negative adjective?"" ""Splendidn't."""
"My son has about 12 seconds to learn patience."
"An American and a Finn are drinking in a bar... After an hour, the American says ""ahh, this is good beer."" The Finn says ""Are we drinking or talking?"""