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Joke of the Day
"A Freudian slip is when you say one thing But you mean your mother.......I mean another"
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"If my open tray table can really hinder a landing we really need to rethink the whole air travel thing."
"Who is Monica Lewinsky's Favorite NFL Football Player? Clinton-Dix"
"Men are like government bonds. They take so long to mature."
"The sharpest part of the body is not the teeth... Your asshole is the sharpest. Your teeth can't cut shit."
"What's a narcissist's favorite color? Reflection"
"Why was the geologist arrested? He was doing crystal math."
"How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? More than 4, because my basement is still dark."
"What's the Syrian girl doing on the swing? Pissing off the sniper"
"The last time I saw my friend Peter he was counting. ""75, 76, 77..."" he said, as he began to walk away. I don't know what he's up to now."