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Joke of the Day
"If you think Big Government is bad... Wait until you see *Yuge* Government."
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"Why did the chicken cross the road To get away from her abusive cock of a husband"
"""I'm not a big horse person"" - a lying centaur"
"Apple more profitable than Samsung still in 2015 Guess you could say they definitely out cell the competition."
"Have you heard of the Greek version of monopoly? It's called Monopopolous, and you just borrow all the money from the bank. Everybody loses"
"What is a 6.9 ? A good thing ruined by a period."
"How does a mathematician cure constipation? How does a mathematician cure her constipation? She works it out with a pencil."
"Me: Please can you get my iPad in the lounge? 5yr: I think you should poo without it. I just play with my fingers and sing and stuff..."
"#wecanlandonacometbutwecant let a comet land on us. - Yakov Smirnoff"
"Thanks for the free womb & board, Mom! Happy Mother's Day."