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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between snowmen and snowomen? Snowballs."
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"A man was admitted to the ER with 6 small plastic horses up his bum... ...doctors described his condition as ""stable""."
"What did the gay deer say when he left the bar? ""I can't believe I blew 50 bucks back there!"""
"What's the world's sexiest phone number extension? 6969"
"What do you call a fat Japanese bloke... Jackie Chin"
"Teenage twin boys in a ""special needs"" class were suspended for online gambling while at school... Turns out they have DoubleDown syndrome."
"I save money on condoms by not getting laid."
"Budweiser is a lot like sex on the beach; It's fucking close to water."
"Where does Santa go for a sexy carwash? One whore soap-and-sleigh!"
"Why did Hitler kill himself? He got his gas bill."