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Joke of the Day

"Where does Santa go for a sexy carwash? One whore soap-and-sleigh!"

"I hate it when people ask me where I'll be in 5 years. I don't have 2020 vision."

"Saved my gall bladder in a jar so when they ask me at the DMV if I want to be an organ donor, I can put it on the counter and say, ""YES!"""

"Can you stop making holocaust jokes? My grandfather died in Auschwitz He fell out of a guard tower."

"What was the pedophile doing on the beach? Just kidding"

"What is the definition of ""indefinitely""? When your balls slap your girlfriend's ass, you know you're in definitely."

"I love Al Pacino. But it's his brother Cap that really gets me going."

"Let me clarify that I am not racist. We have a black in my family tree. We just haven't cut him down yet."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Annabel ! Annabel who ? Annabel would be useful on this door !"

"Officer- I'm giving you a ticket for your speed Me- That's heroin Officer-... Me- Want some? Officer-... Me- Oooh, shiny handcuffs"