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Joke of the Day
"Where does Santa go for a sexy carwash? One whore soap-and-sleigh!"
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"If you want to play frisbee Buy a frozen pizza instead of a frisbee And when you get hungry from playing frisbee Eat your frisbee"
"What is the best Cabinet post for Donald Trump? Secretary of 'De-Fence"""
"I stopped trying to keep up with the Kardashians. I'm too out of shape."
"What do you call a pickle sandwich that's a scientist? Dill Rye"
"Who called it freeze dried pork and not 6 degrees Kelvin Bacon?"
"When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse? That's all."
"Why is it called finding nemo? been wondering for years"
"I made a username called ""My Dick"" on a website. The website said that it wasn't long enough."
"I just want to look as good as Madonna does now when I've also been dead for 27yrs."