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Joke of the Day

"Teenage twin boys in a ""special needs"" class were suspended for online gambling while at school... Turns out they have DoubleDown syndrome."

"Hey Ray Rice... What do you tell a fiance with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice."

"My girlfriend just broke up with me... ...it's all cool though, she said we could still remain cousins."

"I like my women like I like my coffee sent back for not being hot enough"

"If I were black... I'd stand in front of a tanning salon and laugh at all the customers. Source: Neal Brennan"

"Her: What brings you to speed dating? Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me."

"Is your name Summer? Coz you're HOT!"

"Priorities They say people have their best ideas in the shower. I'm mostly trying to remember to wash my face before I wash my ass."

"Where do you find a no-legged dog? Right where you left it."

"Hide and Seek Started a game of hide and seek with my dad 20 years ago. He's the best, where you at Dad?"