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Joke of the Day
"What's the world's sexiest phone number extension? 6969"
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"Did you know; one hamburger only contains 4% of our daily need of vitamine -B This means we need to eat way more hamburgers!"
"Women... can't live with them and the alternative is literally a pain in the ass."
"Q: Mom why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons? A: I don't want the neighbours to think I'm employing corporal punishment dear."
"Elephant How can you lift an elephant with one hand?"
"ME: how do u get girls SCUMBAG GUY: gotta brag about the size of ur, ya know...organ [later at the bar] ME: hey baby i got a real big colon"
"There once was a pastor who was in support of gay rights, but refused to preform gay marriage ceremonies. People kept asking him, ""If you like gay people so much, why don't you marry them?"""
"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Strokin-off"
"If a stranger offers you a piece of candy...take two."
"Sometimes you wish you could just fast forward time just to see if in the end it's all worth it,.."