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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fat Japanese bloke... Jackie Chin"
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"If you can take my girl, then you can have her. If I can take your girl, then you can have her too."
"I bought a friend of mine an elephant for his room He said thanks. I said don't mention it."
"The Soviet Cycle of Procrastination First, you are Putin down your work. Then, you are Stalin for time. Finally, you are Russian to finish."
"Where do Jewish people go to think? Concentration Camps."
"Why are lesbians bad cooks? because they always eat out..."
"i'd like to move to the fifth most populated city in france i've heard it's nice."
"How many kids does a sterile German have? Nein."
"A man walks into a butchers... A man walks into a butchers and says ""Is that a sheep's head?"" to which the butcher replies ""No... it's just the way I do my hair.""."
"This one's from my friend speedy gunz What do you call a swindler with a skin disorder? A Leper-Con"