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Joke of the Day

"What does love mean to a tennis player? Nothing"

"SON: Mom, Grandma is so annoying, I wish she will just die. MOTHER: Idiot, it's your mother that will die, not mine."

"*makes direct eye contact with an vaginas* what in the fuck kind of a boobs are this"

"The first rule is that any numbered list of rules will lead to a Fight Club reference. The second rule is that any numbered list of rules will lead to a Fight Club reference."

"pplease remember to turn your location on so the buffoons on this web site can have an easier time finding you, for whatever horrible reason"

"If I won Super Bowl tickets for me and 10 friends I'd have to sell at least 7 on ebay."

"I'm at the age where an ""all-nighter"" means I didn't have to get up to pee"

"What does a vegan zombie eat? GGGRRRAAAIIINNNSSS!!!"

"How do you know if a guy has an asian wife? He'll tell you."

"Basketball would be a lot more exciting if each team was allowed one bear."