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Joke of the Day
"What does love mean to a tennis player? Nothing"
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"""Can you spot me, bro?"" - Waldo, at the gym"
"I hate people who say ""Age is just a number"" Age is clearly a word."
"I greet all my daughter's boyfriends with, ""I used to molest guys like you in prison."""
"Why was Santa upset he got a sweater for Christmas? Because he wanted a screamer of a moaner."
"Don't you hate those people who are obsessed with tracking their steps? Fucking pedophiles."
"Moon: Yo, Earth! Constant revolution?! Why so angry? Earth: You just don't understand the gravity of the situation. Sun: Oooh... Burn!!!"
"Whenever I'm in doubt, I ask myself ""What would Jesus do?"" then I remember Jesus got crucified, his decision making skills weren't brilliant"
"What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag is a big plus."
"I'm thinking about getting a dog from Asia. Instead of eating your homework, they actually do it for you."