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Joke of the Day
"Don't you hate those people who are obsessed with tracking their steps? Fucking pedophiles."
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"What's the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits a car's windshield? Its butt!"
"What is formed at the end of mitosis? My nailses"
"Why do Egyptian farts smell the same? They have toots in common."
"Why was the hipster wearing a sweater in July? Because he was cold before it was cool."
"Mirror mirror on the wall, what is the fairest element of them all? Iron"
"I saw a scary looking Middle-Eastern man so Iran"
"How does an elephant get down from a tree ? He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !"
"America and Britain are in a race... to see who can fuck up their country more. Britain is winning at the moment but America sure has a Trump card."
"I suspect the number 200 sometimes impersonates the word ZOO."