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Joke of the Day
"I hate people who say ""Age is just a number"" Age is clearly a word."
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"Archeologists in South Africa have just discoved what they think is the oldest tampon ever found They are trying to find out what period it came from"
"My Boyfriend: Why are you so dramatic? Me: (Getting eaten by a lion)"
"1. OMG will this ever end? 2. OMG will this ever end? 3. OMG will this ever end? -top 3 things on my mind when I'm in a a conversation"
"Patient: ""It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth."" Dentist: ""I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."""
"A Catholic priest comes in a bar...... on a 5 year old boy's face."
"My grandpa once told me... If you want a girl to accept your proposal, you have to spend 2 months salary on a ring. I asked him, what the hell is a salary?"
"Why does Donald Trump and illegal Mexicans have in Common? They're both not wanted by the Republican Party."
"My wife is like a hurricane... At the beginning there was a lot of blowing and sucking, and in the end I lost my house."
"I've never actually finished the song ""Rock Your Body"" by Justin Timberlake because I'm afraid I'll be naked by the end."